Friday, January 18, 2013

Foster Children


Pardon me if I'm late to this theory, but I just read that the rumor mill has decided Mel Gibson is the father of John Hinckley's dream girl's two cute sons.
“The kids look like him [Gibson] but blonder,” said one amateur genealogist. (!)
That her relationship with the genetically gifted racist is so loyal, even through racist and homophobic meltdowns  -- and she apparently will not tell the children who their dad is until they are 21 -- kind of supports the theory. And let's face it: She's a hell of a lot smarter than Melissa Etheridge!

5 comments:

iama{GAY}tkeeper said...

Interesting...

Frank Anthony Polito said...

I read this too and I was going to chime in, but I didn't want to come across as being a jerk. But...

Those 2 kids are NOT "handsome" -- or however that article has described them.

When I saw them sitting at the table at the Golden Globes and heard they were Jodie Foster's kids, I was like "Who the hell did she get to father those boys? They are NOT cute at all!"

I'm not saying I like Mel Gibson, but he IS someone I would consider "handsome."

Blobby said...

ewwww...that is so disgusting. And does the Catholic church approve of this? isn't he some over the top Catholic (even though he cheated on his wife)?

Anonymous said...

duh - why did I never think of that? Of course.

Alan S. said...

I'm getting caught up on a week of older posts.

The oldest son looks like spawn of James Woods to me - or at least what I saw of him on camera at the Globes did. Makes for an unfortunate face, but if he's hung like Woods is rumored to be, then he'll do just fine with the ladies (or gents).

The Mel Gibson idea makes more sense though since it would explain why she'd maintain such a tight relationship with him all these years.