Monday, January 26, 2026

Weekend Tennis Roundup


This year's Australian Open seedings have held up in record fashion. Full report plus all the ATP beef that's fit to post BELOW.


Given how WTA-y both tours have been of late, pretty shocking to see that for the first time in the Open era, the top six seeds in both draws have reached the quarterfinals at a Grand Slam. 


 

Feel free to leave your men's and women's predictions in the comments! 


Lorenzo's on fire! 


Golden Arches ... another angle HERE


Taylor Fritz looked good in defeat





Botic van de Zandschulp needs a massage 


Carlitos brought in El Peque


Yay or nay? I prefer Marcus is a Budgy Smuggler


Elise Mertens's boy toy 


Doubles specialist Robert Cash 


Maxence Broville and his bro-squad



Quad squad member Marcos Giron 






Imagine seeing Robert Farah like this at a children's birthday party 



I give Patrick Zahraj's cut a 10 out of 10


I want to be this close to Mate Pavic 


Rubin Statham's ass doesn't just happen 




Luciano Darderi on-air cramping evoked the Nadal incident years ago


How do I get this job? 




Flavio Cobolli is at it again. At what point does someone admit their tattooing is a mental illness? 


If any Aussies recognize this piece of ass, please contact me 


Austin Krajicek's sexually charged concern 


French connection: Fabien Reboul and Sadio Doumbia




Yes


Ooh la la: Alexandre Aubriot wears dark briefs




My kind of trouble 


Liam Broady looking good


Love birds at it again 






Andy Mies, why can't you love me?


Andrea Pellegrino's got a protein supplement for you



The only product Marton Fucsovics should be endorsing is personal lubricant


Dream lover Alejandro Moro Cañas



I'd be smiling, too! 




Great run for Luca 
Down Under 

Even got to meet Roger 


I can think of some "content" these two can make 


Manspreadish Monday: Orlando Luz on OnlyFans?

And last but not least ...


Adam Jones is living the dream 






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