The Never-Ending Story

Now that it's clear the birthers are totally on to Barack Obama's phony birth certificate, I guess it's a good thing I'm not a black person running for president anytime soon. I just looked at mine (or was that my "certification of live birth"?) and noticed it actually has a factual error on it (what exactly were they up to when they said there were three children still living born to my mother when in fact there were two, plus one born alive but now deceased?).

 Not only that, the back side has the early '80s doodlings of my baby sister, Jennifer mysterious Arabic writing on it. I guess it wouldn't take these amateur sleuths long to figure out that I was really born in Dearborn Saudi Arabia and my real middle name is Limahl.

Sure, both of Obama's and my parents had the good sense to "plant" a birth announcement in the local paper to ensure maximum natural bornness. But fear not, these patriots are way too quick to fall for that.