Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Tennis Tuesday


With his final season behind him, let's take a moment to appreciate Tommy Haas's ass ...


And watch Rafael Nadal's culo in jeans HERE.

Song of the Day: 'Counting' by the Motels


This one's for anyone who's ever been alone on a Friday night.

Morning Wood


Page 1 Roundup (10/24)


The Daily News: O'Reilly's a scumbag, but does anyone care what Megyn Kelly thinks about anything?


The New York Post: Amy Fisher puts Long Island peep show pad on the market


The New York Times: Russia’s Favored Outlet Is an Online News Giant. YouTube Helped.


The Wall Street Journal: English Vigilantes Use Ladders, Sticky Letters to Exterminate the Metric System

Monday, October 23, 2017

Remains of the Day



















Kitty of the Day: Sphinx4Sphinx

(send nominees HERE!)

Sounds Good to Me


Looking for concise, well-rounded theater news and analysis? Check out my friend Chad Townsend's S'Good Reviews on Instagram HERE.


Weekend Tennis Roundup


Juan Martin del Potro, who is finally back in the Top 20, defeated Grigor Dimitrov 6-4, 6-2 to win Stockholm for the second year in a row.



It was still a good week for Dimitrov, whose win over Fabio Fognini in the previous round ended with an extended moment at the net. As a friend put it, "even though it looked like a pleasantly happy chat [the unstable Italian] could have been threatening him for some slight through that smile and wink. congratulating him or threatening him." (Yes.)


Jo-Willie Tsonga was the winner in Antwerp, beating Argentine Diego Schwartzman 6-3, 7-5.


The win put the Frenchman in contention to still qualify for the year-end championships in London, and capped one of the most erratic years in tennis history.


Damir Dzumhur, who made tennis history last month in Russia by becoming the first Bosnian-Herzegovinian to win an ATP World Tour title, captured title No. 2 on Sunday, defeating Ricardas Berankis, 6-2, 1-6, 6-4, to win the VTB Kremlin Cup. "I really don't know, but there is something special here in Russia. Maybe the crowd, I don't know," said Dzumhur after the match.


Good for him. But I was kind of rooting for Berankis, who like my paternal grandfather's father hails from Lithuania ...


has my old bangs -- and some of the best gams on the men's tour.


Meanwhile, Julia Görges of Germany claimed her first singles title of 2017 at the VTB Kremlin Cup on Saturday, defeating Daria Kasatkina of Russia, 6-1, 6-2. Goerges captured the third singles title of her career, and her first in over six years. Worth noting that Maria Sharapova, fresh off her win last week in China, lost in straight sets in the first round to Magadalena Rybarikova, who then retired in her next match.


And finally, Carina Witthoeft of Germany defeated Monica Puig 6-3, 7-5 to win the title in Luxembourg. It was a solid performance for the Puerto Rican who has been on quite a losing streak since winning the Olympic gold medal in Rio. She dedicated her week to her people back home, who are still struggling from the effects of Hurricanes Maria and Donald.


The women are now in Singapore for the WTA Championships, but the tour already gave out its year-end awards -- perhaps undercutting the importance its own tour title. Happy to see that Garbine Muguruza was named player of the year -- there's a good chance she will not end up No. 1 in the rankings, playing Petra Kvitova to Simona Halep or god forbid Elina Svitolina's Caroline Wozniacki circa 2011.  Hingis/Chan were named doubles team of the year; French Open champ Jelena Ostapenko got most improved; CiCi Bellis was best newcomer and U.S. Open champ Sloane Stephens was named comeback player of the year. 


All we can do now is hope Halep goes down in flames -- she's won just ONE title this year! -- and that Muguruza plays like we know she's capable of. We really don't need another Slamless year-end number one.


They are women, hear them roar!


I'd watch your back, Rico!

Ho! Ho! Ho!


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Mug Shot Monday


Poor guy. This sheriff's deputy in Florida (where else?!) just wanted a little "interaction," so he invited a stripper he'd arrested over to his place for some "conversation." 


Song of the Day: 'Ringtones' by the Motels


Pretty good article about Martha Davis in the Orange County Register, written in conjunction with her four-day mini tour of Southern California. (Agoura Hills and Dana Point are tonight and tomorrow.) Although it kind of skip from when she shuttered the Motels after "Shame" (1985) and re-opened with new members for 2008's "This," it does capture the essence of one of our most underappreciated singer/songwriters, whom I've always thought of as a female Bob Dylan. Below is a track from the Motels's "If Not Now Then When" (2017), a recent collection of 27 rare tracks and demos including outtakes from Davis's solo albums "...So the Story Goes" (2004) and "Beautiful Life" (2008). Checked out the new Motels in 2008 and 2014 and feel overdue for another visit soon.


Download album HERE.

Morning Wood


Page 1 Roundup (10/23)


The Daily News: Gretchen Carlson condemns Fox News for resigning Bill O’Reilly after he settled $32 million harassment lawsuit


The New York Post: 38 women accuse Hollywood director James Toback of sexual harassment


Terrifying subway-shove caught on camera / Read HERE.



The New York Times: Fox News Apologizes for Featuring Veteran Who Lied About Being a Navy SEAL


The Wall Street Journal: There’s One Place Where Man Purses Are Much Beloved. It’s a War Zone 


Sunday, October 22, 2017

Beat Boy


The legendary HI-NRG dance producer Patrick Cowley might have been 67 today, if not for the AIDS epidemic. To mark the occasion, a third collection of his soundtrack work for gay porn has been released. And as Boy Culture puts it, "As background music, it surely fails, because the beats are so cunningly insinuating they could only be described as another scene partner, making a twosome an orgy and making an orgy that much more fun."

Listen/learn more HERE.

Speedo Sunday


My heart's beating a million Nyles a minute looking at this ...


Saturday, October 21, 2017

Kidney Beans


My friend is donating a kidney and all she got was this lousy ...

Saturday 'Stache


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Friday, October 20, 2017

Foster the People


M.G. Lord's guest column about Jodie Foster -- "We Are All Her Foster Children" -- will make you wish you were a lesbian -- and is reason enough to subscribe to Kevin Sessums's new online magazine. (And there are many more.)

Dueling Dongs


I haven't bothered watching HBO's "The Deuce." It looks like "Vinyl 2: Electric Boogaloo" -- and we all know how good that was. But if Cameron Cowperthwaite and John Paul Harkins are going to do full-frontal nudity, maybe it's time to give it a shot. See HERE.


Oh, Mickey -- You Just Blew My Mind


Have found myself in a dysfunctional relationship with Sam Fox, the character played by Pamela Adlon on the FX show "Better Things." Sam is essentially Louis C.K. on "Louie" -- only butcher and (somehow) more unlikable. But because she has three daughters, the mom aspect always manages to pull me back in -- flawed moms are my favorite -- so it's pretty much my favorite "new" show. (It's actually on Season 2, which we figured out by watching the second premiere and being really confused.)


And as if the mock funeral she made her daughters throw for her last night wasn't enough -- did I mention her character was flawed? -- Robert Michael Morris, aka Mickey Deane, Valerie Cherish's hairdresser and confidant, appeared briefly as a bar friend of Sam's. (Morris died in May at 77.) If you're wondering if anyone was crying by the end, "I'm It!"


I'm guessing this was his swan song ...

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