Tuesday, November 30, 2021

'Tis the Season

Now Hallmark Channel is just pandering to me: There's a Christmas movie on right now starring the hot guy who f**ked Bryan Singer to get the role in "Superman Returns"; Gregory Harrison; AND a basket of kittens ... set in a firehouse! And there's a Bundt cake. 

How can I not believe in Santa now? 


Just now realizing "The Nine Kittens of Christmas" is a sequel to a less cat-intensive film -- "The Nine Lives of Christmas" -- I watched with the sound off a couple years ago! 

Tennis Tuesday


A couple other looks at Mr. Karolina Pliskova BELOW.

Song of the Day: 'Midnight Rapture' by Anabel Englund

With thanks to Michael, who alerted me to this Blondie-inspired track. I thought it was kind of cute -- in a Sophie Ellis Bextor kind of way. But a fellow Debbie Harry fan took one listen and said: "Let's take a groundbreaking song with amazing lyrics and sample it for a generic dance tune with the shittiest lyrics imaginable." 


Have a listen and decide for yourself!

Page 1 Roundup (11/30)


Hot Cat of the Day: An American classic! 

Morning Wood


Talk about flex appeal. More BELOW.

Monday, November 29, 2021

Rabbit Stew


Lady Bunny's Bernie Bro politics are exhausting. (Someone desperately needs a remedial civics lesson.) But I do get a kick out of her still speaking her mind on other touchy topics -- her detractors don't stand a chance! -- something I find is best done offline with friends anymore.

Read HERE.

Also: Watch Debbie Harry on the Soul Train Awards HERE.

Buy tickets HERE.

Weekend Tennis Roundup

The field has been narrowed to eight in the revamped (and now impossible-to-follow) Davis Cup, the Orange County Breakers won World Team Tennis, plus find out if Marcos Giron wore a black jockstrap in the desert BELOW.

Go Fish


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Manspread Monday


Try to guess if Matas Cimbolas of Lithuania has turned me into a fan of professional poker?! More BELOW.

Song of the Day: '(Let's Dance) The Screw Part I by the Crystals


Yikes. I've read quite a bit about legendary music producer Phil Spector and even I didn't know about THIS craziness!

Thank you, Jake Fogelnest. 

Page 1 Roundup (11/29)

Hot Cat of the Day: "Next!"

Morning Wood


Shirt comes off BELOW.

Sunday, November 28, 2021

Sunday Funnies


Speedo Sunday

Knotty boys need love too. 

See all manspread posts HERE.

Saturday, November 27, 2021

Saturday 'Stache

Zac Efron is all growned up ... his mustache is even THICKER.


Friday, November 26, 2021

Caption Me

Morning Wood


Thursday, November 25, 2021

Happy Thanksgiving!

God knows it wasn’t easy — health issues, complicated travel itineraries, etc. But I am so grateful my entire family was able to be together for my mom’s 80th birthday (Thanksgiving day). They’re not for everyone, but I sure love ‘em. #family #mom #thanksgiving

The unsinkable Molly Kulikauckas

Mom and her guy with me and my guy

For those curious, none of us has any ties to the Ozark region. It was selected because my parents thought it was a nice midpoint for East Coast fliers and Arizona drivers, and they heard it was picturesque. (It was, if you looked past all the Type 2 diabetes!) 

More photos HERE.

Thursday Ad Watch

Alpha, all right. And who could forget THIS?


Who doesn't love a strapping straphanger? 

Morning Wood


May you be thoroughly stuffed this Thanksgiving!

Wednesday, November 24, 2021

Vax Appeal

The good news is everyone over 18 is now eligible for a Covid booster shot. The bad news is pharmacies are merging right and left -- and CVS is slated to close 900 stores over the next three years -- so having to deal with these duopolies is getting more difficult each day. Local NYC chain Duane Reade, which was bought out by Walgreens, inexplicably refused to give me the booster shot I had booked because they erroneously believed I also had an appointment at another location. (I didn't make an appointment at another location, but even if I had, I was later told by two other employees there was no reason this couldn’t be straightened out by the staff in two seconds.) That I hadn't had the booster was of no interest to them, they simply refused to assist me, despite the eventual scene I caused that saw me getting high-fived by strangers in the waiting area who could not believe how badly I was being treated. Alas, I will try again when I return from Thanksgiving with the family ... in the Ozarks (of all places)!, where I likely need it most.

Wrestle Wednesday

Pure bliss.

Morning Wood


Tuesday, November 23, 2021

Tennis Tuesday


Follow Red HERE.

Morning Wood

Monday, November 22, 2021

Weekend Tennis Roundup

 Zverev and Muguruza took home the year-end titles, plus all the beef that’s fit to pub BELOW.

Manspread Monday


I'm away for Thanksgiving and my mom's 80th birthday, so postings will be light this week. To make it up to you, here is a double dose of manspreading!