Manspread Monday

 

And all this time I thought Chris Mazdzer's best attribute was his tits.

Song of the Day: 'Staring at the Ceiling ' by Slow Children

 

What a thrill to see that my favorite obscure '80s band -- Slow Children -- has at long last seen its two brilliant albums issued on CD, something I have been begging to have happen for 30 years! (I was so desperate, in fact, my friend Greg and I created our own!) Greg just received his in the mail and sent me this photo of "Slow Children" (1981) and "Mad About Town" (1982), about which Rubellan Remasters writes:

Working directly with the band on these overdue releases, not only do these New Wave gems include all tracks from different variations of the albums, singles, B sides and extended mixes, but the band have opened their personal archive to include several previously unreleased recordings, including demos, outtakes, and a very early live track featuring Michael Steele, future Bangles, on bass.

For more details -- and to see other hard-to-find titles -- click HERE.

Page 1 Roundup (05/23)

Daily News: Stranger executes gay man on subway (en route to brunch) in broad daylight 

New York Stage Review: 'Who Killed My Father?': A gregarious gay son faces his macho dad and the world 

The Randy Report: I think homophobes are barking up the wrong tree in Blue New Jersey

Bang: Barry Manilow 'didn't realize he was gay' until he met his husband in 1978

Back2Stonewall: Remembering the great Harvey Milk with his famous "hope" speech

Boy Culture: Promise me when I say you've rarely seen someone as sexy as Roger

New York Post: Inside the swinging ’60s home where Dennis Hopper’s marriage unraveled

Alexander McQueen’s London penthouse asks nearly $2K ⁠-- per night

Hot runner who died in Brooklyn Half Marathon was NYC therapist

People: Colton Haynes has 'No Secrets' after surviving abuse, addiction and homophobia in Hollywood

The WoW Report: Inside Amy Schumer’s NYC ‘dream’ Upper West Side penthouse, now on sale for $15M

The Washington Post: As the French Open gets under way, Wimbledon drama can’t be avoided

The New York Times: James Kirchick’s new book tallies the cost of homophobia on lives and careers in Washington, D.C., from the days of F.D.R. to the Clinton presidency.

Karine Jean-Pierre’s unlikely rise to the White House lectern

“I am transmasculine, which is to say I understand my body even less than I understand my mother," writes August Singer in Modern Love

That Lara Logan is an even bigger piece of work than we knew!

Hunk and wife want a second bedroom on the Upper West Side

The Wall Street Journal: At Davos this year, it’s goodbye snow, hello peep-toe shoes

Meet ‘Big Boss,’ the most outrageous manager in baseball

How to care less about your email

Hot Cat of the Day: Did he even make a wish????

Morning Wood

 

More of the arousing Armenian BELOW.

Sunday Comics

RIP, the right to go grocery-shopping — or pretty much anything — without being executed. 

Speedo Sunday

And let's not forget THE BEHIND.

Saturday 'Stache

 

Damian: Does this count as a 'stache or is there too much scruff?

Me: I didn’t see above the hooters

And scene.