Weekend Tennis Roundup

 

As Wimbledon begins its second week, let's pause to give the boys the attention they so clearly crave BELOW.

Tomas Machac lost early and then posted his most tawdry IG story to date ...

Days after sharing the hottest sponsored post ever

In British footballer James Maddison, Carlos Alcaraz might have the sexiest fan in town

(And yes, he's of Irish descent) 

More HERE

Marton Fucosvics had another great run at SW11

Who's have thought that Jannick Sinner and Flavio Cobolli would be into week 2 at the All England Club?

Defeat looks good on Jack Draper 

Watermarked for your pleasure 

Anyone need some consoling? 

Feast your eyes on Messy Moutet

Jordan Thompson's impressive physique ...

 lets him down again

Sean Hodkin gets some Nole time

The GOAT is into the quarterfinals 

Tommy Paul has a little Argentinian in him 

British invasion: 

Beautiful James Story

Beautiful Billy Harris 

Beautiful Jack Pinnington Jones

Beautiful Jacob Fearnley

Matteo waste no time taking off his whites

Denmark's August Holmgren certainly caught my eye

No wonder he picked up Abercrombie & Fitch as a sponsor since R1

Hubert Hurkacz is asking for it

Mark Lajal of Estonia is so hot I might be able to overlook the bad hair

Just realized Zlatan Dzumhur's pinned IG photo is in a Speedo

In Paris

Marcos Giron has balls 

Mexico's Ivar Aramburu gets pumped

Sean Hodkin and friend hit the hot tub

Hamad Medjedovic and friend

David O'Hare is everyone best man

Leg day with Elmar Ejupovic

Motion is lotion? 

Luca Darderi visited the Adjustment Bureau

Beauty queen Maxence Broville

Previously

Pellegrino quenches our thirst

More HERE

We're all still waiting for Borna Coric to come out of the closet ...

Alejandro Moro Cañas: Big Red Riding Hood

Watch HERE

Cesar Ramirez can't quit Christian Harrison 

Awkward 

Zizou Bergs knows what he's doing

Might need to move to Hotlanta

Wonder if his friend will be there, too

Ooh la la: Alexis Galarneau

Tallon Griekspoor is big leggy

Adam Jones's erotic Tube ride

So cute he even got a dental endorsement!

All three are highly f**kable

One-handed backhand legend Tommy Haas 

Brandon Holt's got a hot friend 

Who is running the Andrey Rublev Facebook page?! (I tend to agree with Bev.)

Camilo Ugo Carabelli is a hungry man

When do we get to see James Story tape up Alex Hyman?

My god, Marko Maksimovic

Retirement agrees with Serbia's Filip Krajinovic

Vroom-vroom: David Vega Hernandez 

Spider-Man Andrea Picchione 

Put me in (the middle of this), Coach! 

There's a reason Venus Williams refuses to admit she's retired!

Jonesy corners Carlitos 

Jonesy seduces another one with a flat white 

Hot duo: Mark Wallner and Jakob Schnaitter

Fashionable Lorenzo Musetti

I'll have the Brazilian 

Kevin Krawietz isn't feeling peachy 

Miles Bugby's ample bosom 

Fabio Fognini gave Carlos a run for his money 

Anyone else craving Nacho-s?

Marcelo Demoliner gets me every time 

Fede Gomez: Large in pink

red 

white 

and yellow

Fabien Reboul is at it again

Czech hottie Patrik Rikl

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Julian Cash wears briefs

You know where to find Maxime Cressy

Yikes. Pam Shriver -- who accused George Lazenby of being a violent, abusive alcoholic who threated to kill her -- is now caring for her ex and father of her children as he battles dementia.

And last and certainly least ...

Kudos to Grigor Dimitrov for achieving the non-calendar Grand Slam ... of retirements!