Pardon me if I'm late to this theory, but I just read that the rumor mill has decided Mel Gibson is the father of John Hinckley's dream girl's two cute sons.
“The kids look like him [Gibson] but blonder,” said one amateur genealogist. (!)That her relationship with the genetically gifted racist is so loyal, even through racist and homophobic meltdowns -- and she apparently will not tell the children who their dad is until they are 21 -- kind of supports the theory. And let's face it: She's a hell of a lot smarter than Melissa Etheridge!