Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Tim Tebow: Like a Virgin*

The Internet is still buzzing about Denver quarterback Tim "Wait Till the Wedding Night" Tebow's same-sex liplock with teammate Demaryius Thomas over the weekend. But I tend to agree with the YouTube commenter who says the world's most athletic virgin is at the very least getting a lot of blow jobs. Listen to him declare his chastity to the press corps here:


*I depends what you mean by "virgin"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

gay sex doesn't count in terms of "virginity," I guess

SteveDenver said...

His MOTHER is happy to be the only woman in his life.