Friday, January 20, 2006

Page 1 Consider (01/20)

  • Teachers Pet: No jail for teacher who raped: Judge says boy almost of age to consent / Age of consent? How about an across-the-board rule/law/requirement: if you're a teacher, do not have sex with students. Not if you're a man; not if you're a woman; not if they're 13; not if they're 17. What the f**k is wrong with this world? Also, how was this so consensual if the sex came to the authorities' attention when the boy reported that he was raped? (Boston Herald)

  • Can I get a lung, too?: The world's first face transplant recipient is using her new lips to take up smoking again and doctors are worried that it could interfere with her healing and raise the risk of tissue rejection. Are these doctors from another planet? Everyone knows French people would rather be dead -- or faceless -- than quit smoking. (Detroit Free Press)

  • I Now Pronounce You Husband and Meal Ticket: Marrying for money actually works, study finds / Time for me to step up my gay marriage activism. (AP)
  • Father Knows Best: A father angry that his eldest daughter married for love slit her throat as she slept, then killed three other daughters in a remote village in eastern Pakistan, police said Saturday. Nothing beats Pakistani family values. (AP)

  • Retard Level: Bin Laden Tape Won't Raise Terror Level / That'll fix him. (Washington Post)
  • June Cleaver Wouldn't Put Up With this BS: The Senate may be the place for some former first ladies, but President Bush on Thursday categorically ruled out a run for office by his wife, Laura Bush / Are we supposed to proud of our leader for "speaking for his wife" in this way? I guess she doesn't care, though. She's too busy trying not to kill people with her car and sneaking cigs in the rose garden to worry about working. (AP)
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