Song of the Day: 'Gonna Be You' by Dolly Parton, Belinda Carlisle, Cyndi Lauper and Gloria Estefan

I'm pretty sure there was no way gay boys of a certain age wouldn't have been disappointed by a song promising the likes of Dolly Parton, Belinda Carlisle, Cyndi Lauper, Gloria Estefan and Debbie Harry. But "Gonna Be You," with its nod to "9 to 5" opening, is cute enough -- I can totally hear it playing during the closing credits of "80 for Brady" -- and gave gay boy Gus Kenworthy the opportunity to do a cameo (and red-carpet turn) with Lily Tomlin, Jane Fonda (that fun hair!), Rita Moreno and Sally Field, which is all of our '80s dreams come true! 

P.S. There's been a lot of speculation about why Debbie doesn't actually seem to be involved here -- she's not in the video, and if she's singing it's not noticeable. Some think she balked after hearing the song Diane Warren had written, or refused to be seen in a Patriots jersey. Whatever the case, it's probably just as well!

We gays may not care about football, but at least Tom Brady is good for SOMETHING!

Page 1 Roundup (08/06)

The Daily News: Trump calls for 'love,’ unity and bipartisanship to prevent more mass shootings, but keeps pushing NRA talking points

Judge pushes Spinderella’s lawsuit against Salt-N-Pepa into mediation real good

Instagram: Jesse Palmer and his hot friends playing golf

New York Post: Biden says Trump is playing ‘a dangerous game’ with rhetoric

Accidentally circumcised man awarded $24K

Instagram: Talk about a morning spread

The Washington Post: National Security Rise of far-right violence leads some to call for realignment of post-9/11 national security priorities

Cesar Sayoc, who mailed explosive devices to Trump’s critics, sentenced to 20 years in prison

The New York Times: Shootings spur debate on extremism and guns, with Trump on defense

Gunman in Dayton had history -- surprise -- of threatening women

How the Trump campaign used Facebook ads to amplify his ‘invasion’ claim

42-year-old Tom Brady isn't retiring anytime soon

The Wall Street Journal: Liberty? Tony? Pretzel? New York officials puzzle over fare card name

Police say Brooklyn man is responsible for hundreds of train delays 

Barneys files for bankruptcy, plans to close most stores

Page 1 Roundup (02/07)

The Daily News: I know editorial boards and my fellow citizens mean well, but can't we all just admit Trump isn't going anywhere since no one in a position to do anything will?

For crying out loud, no good deed really does go unpunished

Nicole Eggert files sexual-assault police report against Scott Baio

... for doing to her what he's doing to this basketball

New York Post: SpaceX launches world's most powerful rocket into space with sports car in tow

Here's a murder-suicide scenario you don't hear about very often

Cornell frat disciplined over ‘pig roast’ sex contest

Florida fan beat up girlfriend for dissing Tom Brady: cops

The New York Times: Trump’s talk of unity replaced by ‘treason’ and ‘shutdown’

The new adventures of old Donald

The Washington Post: They considered themselves white, but DNA tests told a more complex story

The Wall Street Journal: In South Korea, the term 'healing' is used to describe gyms, hair salons -- and now the restorative effect of being 2,300 feet above sea level

Are leprechauns racist?

Page 1 Roundup (02/05)

The Daily News: Engineer slain in Amtrak crash was 'voicing concerns about getting killed'

Eagles soar to first Super Bowl title, defeat Brady and hated Patriots 41-33

At least Tom has his son to comfort him ...

E Online: Kim Cattrall confirms brother's death hours after asking fans to help find him

New York Post: Well-played by the home team

Sounds like these two had A LOT of catching up to do

The New York Times: I'm happy Donald's climate-denier nominee to head the Council on Environmental Quality is being withdrawn, but does anyone find it disturbing that the three people -- from a group of dozens, each of whom was more unqualified than the next -- who have been given the hardest time are all women?

The Washington Post: Think California politics is on the far-left fringe? Just wait for the next elections

The Wall Street Journal: While ski stars can stroll American streets unbothered, they’re rock stars in Europe

Page 1 Roundup (01/22)

The Daily News: Democrats and Republicans finally agree on something: the government shutdown is Donald's fault

Woman jailed for backing out of suicide pact (seriously)

Nick Nolte spills beans on love life and co-stars in upcoming memoir

New York Post: Handsome Donald supporter wins football game

Patriots receiver straddled by model girlfriend after win / He looks sexier playing cops and robbers with Julian Edelman

The New York Times: Petulant child doesn't know what he wants

Captains Daniel Hall and Vincent Franchino, both active-duty Apache helicopter pilots, were married at West Point

The Washington Post: Donald's 24-year-old drug policy appointee was fired by law firm, lied on resume

The Wall Street Journal: Outsiders are busting open the clubby world of baseball writers who cast votes for Cooperstown; ‘why are people not seeing the truth?’

In Bed With Tom Brady

For what Under Armour is charging for these new pajamas endorsed by Mr. Gisele Bündchen, it should include a roll in the sack with him.

Naked Lunch

Based on Tom Brady's recent nude sunbathing activities, maybe I was too quick to rule Jimmy Garoppolo the SEXIER Patriots quarterback.   

Tom Brady's Back-to-School Look

Tom Brady's new 'do has been compared to Megyn Kelly, Matt Damon in "Good Will Hunting," Jonathan Taylor Thomas, soccer player Megan Rapinoe and more. What do you think?

From HERE.

Court Reinstates Tom Brady’s Suspension in Deflategate

A lower court had reversed a four-game suspension for the New England Patriots quarterback over a scheme to deflate footballs used in a playoff game, but an appellate panel overturned that ruling. Obviously, I have no horse in this race -- other than liking the way Tom Brady looks in tighty-whities.. But I can't help but marvel at people who have everything yet are still willing to bend the rules to try to have more.

Tom Brady's Used Underwear Up for Auction

I was pretty excited when I read they were auctioning off a pair of Tom Brady's used underwear and T-shirt that he wore in the film "Ted 2" until I found out they'd been washed. (Current bid: $2,500.) That they weren't even tighty-whities -- like he sported on "Saturday Night Live" -- only added to my disappointment, although I must confess I did rebound a bit when I saw he wore size 36 boxers. (Woof!)

Bid HERE.