Page 1 Roundup (02/07)

The Daily News: I know editorial boards and my fellow citizens mean well, but can't we all just admit Trump isn't going anywhere since no one in a position to do anything will?

For crying out loud, no good deed really does go unpunished

Nicole Eggert files sexual-assault police report against Scott Baio

... for doing to her what he's doing to this basketball

New York Post: SpaceX launches world's most powerful rocket into space with sports car in tow

Here's a murder-suicide scenario you don't hear about very often

Cornell frat disciplined over ‘pig roast’ sex contest

Florida fan beat up girlfriend for dissing Tom Brady: cops

The New York Times: Trump’s talk of unity replaced by ‘treason’ and ‘shutdown’

The new adventures of old Donald

The Washington Post: They considered themselves white, but DNA tests told a more complex story

The Wall Street Journal: In South Korea, the term 'healing' is used to describe gyms, hair salons -- and now the restorative effect of being 2,300 feet above sea level

Are leprechauns racist?