Page 1 Roundup (11/21)

The Daily News: Sondland says Trump ordered Ukraine ‘quid pro quo,' implicates top officials in shady bid for investigations: ‘Everyone was in the loop’

Pentagon official at impeachment inquiry says Ukrainians asked about U.S. aid ‘hold’ on same day as Trump-Zelensky call, undercutting key GOP defense

Pregnant woman mauled by dogs in woods where hunting expedition was in progress

Instagram: Orange Speedo splash (note how the garment hugs his ample bum)

Towleroad: Woman saves burned and screaming koala using the shirt off her back

Loathsome Rep. Jim Jordan is being challenged for his seat in Congress by an ex-GOP farmer

New York Post: At least this rightwing paper is finally admitting an impeachment inquiry is happening

Page Six: Hunter Biden isn't a criminal, but he sure is messy

Citing her refusal to rim him(?), Dominic Thiem breaks up with Kristina Mladenovic. Is it Rico time?

Washington Post: Officer immediately fired after viral video shows him stopping black shoppers for "acting suspicious"

The New York Times: Sondland says he followed Trump’s orders to pressure Ukraine

Pizza Rat is not the only resourceful city critter. A look at the endlessly entertaining (and slightly dangerous) world of urban wildlife.

It's disgusting that Vindman should even have to do this 

In 2018, Joe Henry was told he had Stage 4 prostate cancer and months to live. This week, he released his 15th album and is more dedicated than ever to finding humanity in music.

The Ethicist: Should I report officiants who won’t marry same-sex couples?

The Wall Street Journal: Please like my vacation photo. I hired a professional.