Breaking Wind

Obama's high school pot dealer who he thanked for the 'good times' was beaten to death with a hammer by his gay lover after fights over flatulence and drugs 

What the hell? This the second fart-in-the-face assault story in 24 hours. Watch your brussels sprouts intake, lovers!

Via Daily Mail:

Raymond Boyer, known as "Gay Ray" to Barack Obama and his pot-smoking "Choom Gang," had his brains beaten out with a hammer on Honolulu, Hawaii, seven years after he supplied the future president and his friends with drugs. His lover Andrew Devere, a male prostitute, (bottom right) told the police he did it for a variety of reasons, including that Boyer, a surfer and unemployed chef, constantly put him down and had a habit of breaking wind in his face. Obama thanked Ray for the "good times" in his yearbook (left).