Wednesday, May 02, 2012

Melanoma Dearest

Why hasn't the NAACP weighed in on all of this?

The world is reeling today after getting a look at a tanorexic New Jersey mother who was arrested for child endangerment after she took her 5-year-old daughter to a tanning salon. But I give it a month before Patricia Krentcil and daughter Anna have a reality show on Oxygen. Might I suggest calling it "2 Tan"? (You're welcome, Ryan Seacrest.) For her part, Mom says it was all just a big "misunderstanding"-- and not to defend her, but that kid is a little pasty.

5 comments:

Prospero said...

Who at the tanning salon even allows her to keep using a tanning bed? At least they flag drunks in bars...

das buut said...

In the video I saw, she herself, was a lot lighter in tone at the time of her arrest. Any tanning the kid had is gone by now.

overseer01 said...

Who dat?

Jack said...

What is she trying to look like?

Jonathan said...

There are no words...no words.