Thursday, October 09, 2008

The Downfall of Western Civilization

OK, this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life. My brother says because she's using an Apple product she's "therefore immune from criticism of any kind," but I'm not willing to let it go (fuck you, hipsters!). Why doesn't she just bring her 54-inch plasma TV into Starbucks next time and her DVD player and sit back and watch a movie????? Hey, girlie; you're a fucking asshole. Either get a laptop (which is bad enough) or stay home.


UPDATE: Or is THIS even worse?

17 comments:

Unknown said...

i concur! this is insane. people have lost all sense of being self aware and considerate of others. hopefully someone will accidently spill their coffee on her "office".

Anonymous said...

Kenny, this is Al from OCR days. Take a chill pill! Breath, watch a porn and relax...

AR said...

Seriously dude, BREATH!!

Random Thinker said...

that's pretty frickin hilarious...
but in today's economy, we all have to make sacrifices.

I'm thinking an extension cord from the starbucks to your apartment could cut your electric bill by 25%.

using starbucks restrooms - imagine the savings on toilet paper.

Anonymous said...

break down and get internet service. for what you spend in coffee every time you go to starbuck's you can pay for internet service.

ThisJeff said...

What's nice is that should an actual handicapped individual need the handicapped space she is sitting in, she will be able to quickly and efficiently move. Oh, wait....

Anonymous said...

perhaps it's an improveverywhere mission?
http://improveverywhere.com/2008/02/25/mobile-desktop/

Anonymous said...

Uhhmmmm....call me forgiving by nature....but here in the (415) we have a lot of cafes that set up iMacs for their patrons use....certainly the same must be true on the other coast!

I'd love to see her toting that around in a bag though and setting it up every time...Now that would be worth a YouTube video!

Jere Keys said...

Maybe she's trying to recreate the Improv Everywhere prank with desktop computers in Starbucks.

Baal said...

I assume their immune to criticism because having the Apple says all the negative things that need to be said.

Anonymous said...

Ostentatious self absorbtion. Being a child of the 50s & 60s, and seeing the growth of SUVs & Hummers, etc. the preponderance of shitheads does not surprise me.

Unknown said...

Your brother is correct - We Apple/Mac people are superior! Seriously though, Are there not more important things to worry about? Like McCain/Palin? PS.Baal Take an English course - It's "They're" not "Their"

Anonymous said...

I hate it when people bring their frickin Imacs into Starbucks. I totally agree with you, it's NOT A FRICKIN' LAPTOP.

That being said, I am an Apple fanatic. You need to get aboard the Apple bandwagon, Kenny. But you're right on this one, it's going to far.

Dwight Supremacy said...

I am crying! This is too funny. Who in their right mind does this?!

Anonymous said...

A lot of people do this, on the West Coast too. Some douch ... I mean, dude, regularly brings his Imac into the local Starbucks. I want to tip it over so bad.

Neal said...

This is nothing. A friend of mine is from a very small town here in NC. He told me about an older lady who visits the local Hardees for her morning coffee- she brings in a portable space heater that she plugs into the wall! Apparently, she also nurses the same cup of coffee for about two hours, then gets refills until early afternoon. This is her whole day, everyday! How about that?

Anonymous said...

Well, the real downfall is that so many people had so much to say about about such a inconsequential thing.