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I See People Who Take Themselves Too Seriously: If you think M. Night Shyamalan is as ridiculous as I do, you have to read this. I still can't stop laughing my ass off. (NYT)

Killer Dump: How soon before one of my shit-slinging neighbors drops a bomb like this? (AP)

Lost in the '80s: New York rejects gay marriage and now we're all wondering what happened to the "liberal bastion" we call home. (NYT)

Elephant Walk: Legendary Hollywood goddess Elizabeth Taylor reveals the true cause of her weight problems, and it doesn't have anything to do with her thyroid. (AP)

Cocktailspin: Well, it's not like they have assigned seating. Maybe he didn't know he was in the pilot's seat. (AP)

Another Flavor of the Week: How could you do this to Flav? And Hoopz, you're no better. (AP)

Home Sweat Home: I came across a Best of Phoenix guide online last night, yet I grew up there and had never even heard of most of the stuff on it. You mean there are actually other things to do besides sleeping all day to avoid the 118 degree heat and then getting a booth at Denny's around 1 a.m. and making sarcastic comments into the wee hours? (MSNBC)

Century 21 Calling: This is what Star Jones became "an attorney" for, isn't it? (Access Hollywood)

Dim and Dimmer: I don't you know about you, but I have never been bored in my entire life. There just don't seem to be enough hours in the day for all of the books, movies, friends, TV shows, things I have to write, things I'm planning to write, places I need to go, etc. But is it any surprise that he's bored? (Reuters)