Monday, July 14, 2025

Weekend Tennis Roundup


Jannik Sinner and Iga Swiatek were victorious at Wimbledon. Full report plus all the ATP beef that's fit to post BELOW

 


Note: Someone asked me what I thought of two recently banned players winning. I actually don't think much -- I feel like today's drug testing is so sophisticated that it really does pick up pretty benign stuff that can be explained away -- but maybe I'm naive to be so forgiving.


I can't say I was surprised that Jannik Sinner pretty much dismissed Carlos Alcaraz to win his first Wimbledon title -- handling the Spaniard his only loss in a major final. But that doesn't mean I enjoyed it. The Italian was sweet and humble in his victory, so it could have been worse. But he sure doesn't excite me much -- he's as German as they come -- so it's going to be a long decade ahead of he's finally figured out how to beat Carlitos. 


On the women's side, I was OK with Iga Swiatek's finally finding her way out of the woods to capture her first major in over a year -- and at the most unlikely of them. But what an embarrassment to see the person who bravely ousted the No. 1 seed completely collapse on center court, unable to even win a game. Yes, many men have been overwhelmed in their first major finals too. But never have they put on a display this dismal. Even 16-year-old Pam Shriver gave Ice Maiden Chris Evert a match in the 1978 U.S. Open final -- what the hell happened here????


Great to see Julian Cash and Lloyd Glasspool become the first all-British team to win the men's doubles crown since 1936. The sexpots dispatched Rinky Hijikata of Australia and David Pel of the Netherlands in straight sets, 6-2 7-6.


No. 8 seeds Veronika Kudermetova and Elise Mertens fought past No. 4 seeds Hsieh Su-wei and Jelena Ostapenko 3-6, 6-2, 6-4 in a 2-hour and 23-minute thriller to take the women's doubles trophy.


And in mixed doubles, Dutch fox Sem Verbeek and Katerina Siniakova took out Britain's Joe Salisbury and Brazilian partner Luisa Stefani 7-6 (7-3) 7-6 (7-3) in the final on Centre Court on Thursday.


My eyes were glued to the set, for obvious reasons ...


Dance of the champions 


Weird to see Iga in drag 


How do you say dapper in German?


I have zero inside information. But given how homophobic Poland has been in recent years, does anyone else question whether this is merely Iga's "psychologist"? 




Lloyd Glasspool having a "ball" with his fellow Wimbledon champions 


Julian Cash and the boys at the ball 


Taylor Fritz pumped his way to the semis 


Tracy Austin and Billie Jean King 

Elsewhere around the net ...


Winners Circle: Vasil Kirkov and Bart Stevens





All 6-foot-4 of Jakub Mensik takes a holiday


Czech mate: Tomas Machac in motion



Nikola Mektic is where the boys are 


Federico Bove strikes a pose 


19-year-old Martin Landaluce of Spain is 6-3 and growing


Zachary Svajda -- aka Brandon Holt's hot friend -- defeated Adrian Mannarino to win the Hall of Fame Open in Newport, R.I.







Fabien Reboul a la plage 


USTA President (and post-career-openly-gay ATP player) Brian Vahaly and hubby Bill Jones


Love match


Lorenzo Musetti: It was fun while it lasted? 




Ugo Humbert looking especially fetching 




6-6 Frenchman Manuel Guinard is always worth keeping an eye on


Jack Pinnington Jones captures his maiden Challenger title, taking down Kyle Edmund 6-4, 7-6(1) in Nottingham. 


Nice to see Kyle back in action, one of four Brits to reach the semis there.




I hope this means sexbomb Arthur Fils is fully recovered 



Would you believe I FINALLY figured out why Adam Jones is always around the top players on tour? I assumed it was because he's so hot ... turns out he's a professional hitting partner.







From queer to eternity: Would kill to know more about this Andrea Vavasoori snap with Mauro Santandrea


As if 25-year-old German Patrick Zahraj weren't driving me wild enough ...


Then he figures out how to make Type 1 diabetes sexy 


With Chris Heyman by her side, Elise Mertens can't lose 


Matteo Berrettini's wide stance 


Team Salisbury - Stefani


Julian's million-pound smile


Peek-a-belly!



Daddy Liam Broady is looking thicccc




I'm sorry, Mr. Garbiñe Muguruza. But straight men don't write that they're "serving looks" on social media(!). 


Of course, a lavender wedding isn't out of the question ...


But on the off chance he's bi, I'd keep him about from Chucky, girl ...


Мarko Djokovic is a Grandmama's boy


Nico Jarry hits the beach


The Chilean's wife is expecting yet another baby


Not even that upper body could conquer Carrot Top 


I think we're all still coming to terms with the man Jack Draper has become


Burberry boy 


Nicolas Barrientos puts his feet up 


Casper Ruud does it doggy style 


Thirsty Norwegian 



Water sports with Zizou Bergs




Chiropractor to the pros sprouts a 'stache 


Andrea Pellegrino has friends even hotter than he is! 




I honestly believe we'd have a different Wimbledon champ if not for Grigor's ever-failing body 







And still cute enough to get endorsements 


Tall Henry Patten came up short in the men's doubles quarterfinals 




Can't even remember whose box he was in ...


But he stopped me in my tracks 


Sturdy Daniel Masur


This has Chekov written all over it


Fabio Fognini said farewell 


Vasek Pospisil introduced us to yet another hot piece 


Wait till the school-yard finds out he proposed to another fish 


Luciano Darderi isn't just a pretty face


Big Billy Harris 


Fede Coria and the hot birthday boy 




German engineering: Andy Mies and Christian Hansen


Tom Holland is an athletic supporter 



And last but hardly least ... 


Mariano Kestelboim displays his considerable flex appeal ...







1 comment:

Claude Remains said...

Interesting that both winners of this year´s Wimbledon singles finals have just finished serving bans for doping. Coincidence?