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When Yannis Attack: As if listening to his music wasn't abusive enough, now he's doing this? How relieved must Krystle Grant Jennings Carrington be feeling at this very minute? (AP)

Family Values: Boy, 2, died after taking parents' methadone. Very sad story here: His parents apparently told him to "clean up" before dinner. (Guardian)

Pink Slips: The Donald Fires Two from "The Apprentice." Does this mean he fired Ivanka? (MSNBC)

Party On, Oscar: The night Madonna said "oy." (WP)

It's the Dialogue, Stupid: I love it when I read something that confirms everything I was already saying and thinking. Oscar Misfire, 'Crash' and Burn (via MSNBC)

The Truth About ADHD: "The term attention-deficit disorder turns out to be a misnomer. Most people who have it actually have remarkably good attention spans as long as they are doing activities that they enjoy or find stimulating." This is what I've been saying all along. Like the rest of us enjoy doing things that aren't enjoyable or stimulating to us? Like society has failed by not entertaining these people 24 hours a day. (NYT)