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Dick Shines: Words Dick Cheney has never uttered before in his 112 years: 'You Can't Blame Anybody Else' (WP)

Fag-free Bars: Smoking banned in Britain, but are gay bars ready? (PinkNews)

No Puzzles Here: Gay bar attack victim says paramedics were homophobic / I smell a made-for-TV movie here: "My Big Fat Gay Discrimination Lawsuit." (PinkNews)

69 at the 7-11?: Indian gay ban may be reversed / Go suck some cock, Ramish! (PinkNews)

Who Are You? Olsen twins pose for Badgley Mischka ads / Whatever happened to the good old days when former child stars were here for us to laugh at? Tina Yothers jokes were a staple of mine in the 1990s. Now society is obsessed with following their every move -- even if they don't do anything? I've never even seen an episode of "Small Wonder" in all my life. What is going on here? (AP)

Class Act: No charges will be filed against Detroit City Councilwoman Monica Conyers, the wife of Democratic Rep. John Conyers, over a bar fight that left another woman with a black eye, prosecutors said Wednesday. I'll take embarrassing stereotypes for $1,000, please. (AP)