Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Size Queens of the World Unite

While the gay blogosphere was abuzz about a report over at Ananova that the producers of the new "Superman" movie were concerned about the super hero emanating from Brandon Routh's leotard ( "It's a major issue for the studio," says the source. "Brandon is extremely well endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen. We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects"), I couldn't help but notice that there several larger issues at hand:

  • "Farscape" hunk Ben Browder's bulge has certainly raised more than a few eyebrows (SOURCE);

  • "The Real World" Landon always seems to be struggling to, uh, keep it in his pants (SEE ALSO);

  • But my biggest concern is this photo from RealWorkoutsInc., featuring Andrew Aponick (who you may remember from a recent episode of Morning Wood), which makes me wonder exactly what is being flexed in the line of "workout" videos this company is peddling ...

  • Read the update here.

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