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— Sharon Osbourne thinks Madonna is full of shit (doesn't everyone?). (MSNBC)

— Why you shouldn't make fun of retards. (AP)

— They call themselves asexuals. When I was a kid, we just called them hideous. (NYT)

— Whatever you do, President Bush, don't nominate Sam Alito ... (NYT)

— What a bitch: I thought Jennifer Aniston was single now ... (Reuters)

— Shouldn't David Boreanaz's new show be called "Boners"? (FoxTV)