Page 1 Roundup (08/10)

The Daily News: Donny you did a heck of a job

New Jersey high school principal used school computer to watch child porn, prosecutors say

Where would a KFC employee get the idea that it's OK to mock someone with a disability?

New York Post: Get ready for a commuter apocalypse

The New York Times: U.S. officials scrambled behind the scenes to shield NATO deal from Trump

Trump hates 'chain migration' -- but his in-laws just used it

Gothamist: Bodega cats around New York City celebrate International Cat Day

Variety: I don't like the idea of 'Catfish' without Max Joseph (yes, I still watch)

The Washington Post: Gee, why might Nancy Pelosi be the person Republicans attack most in midterm ads?

Yahoo Sports: Now we know the identity of the piece of shit who thought it was necessary to punch a tourist who had the audacity to knock on his car window he thought was his Uber, sending the visitor to his grave

The Wall Street Journal: The best one-liners in America are on the highway

Remains of the Day (05/17)

AmericaBlog: Support LGBT hero Zach Wahls

The Daily News: 25 things you didn't know about Pizza Hut

The Randy Report: Coming out at 85, this senior attends his first Pride celebration

Gr8er Days: Where the "Murphy Brown" crew was for 20 years!

Page Six: I totally agree with Hilary Duff in her dispute with her weed-smoking neighbor

Tenga: How often do you masturbate compared with others? Results of massive global survey are in

Dlisted: MTV has stopped production of "Catfish" because one of these men has been accused of sexual misconduct

The Daily Beast: Inside the fight against America's wave of anti-LGBT adoption bills

The Hill: Senate confirms torture queen to head CIA

Boy Culture: I definitely have something I'd like to donate to jockstrap enthusiast Mark MacKillop

New York Post: Racist lawyer runs scared from cameras outside his home

WABC: 2 dead, dozens hurt when school bus collides with dump truck in New Jersey

Towleroad: Jason Statham apologizes after transcript of disturbing homophobic on-set tirade leaks

The Washington Post: Fox News names female CEO, but critics say she helped try to thwart harassment claims under Roger Ailes

Greg in Hollywood: Sexy daddy Tuc Watkins says he did avoid speaking to the press about being gay "because I thought it would affect my career"

Village Voice: Ethan Hawke  is all grown up

TPM: State Department probing reassignment of career officials to menial jobs

Hunk du Jour: Those are what we call f**k-me overalls

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Who's Your Daddy?

"Catfish" expert Nev Schulman revealed on Twitter yesterday that he's going to be a father. Not sure who is actually carrying the child. But my guess who he likes to "impregnate" most HERE.

Nev Schulman Flaunts His Bathhouse Body

Is the Speedo-loving "Catfish" host on his way to the Westside Club? 

Is Nev Schulman Cat-fishing for Compliments?

 This Speedo-clad photo of the hairy-chested MTV star is circulating on the Internet. What do you think?

Reunion of the Snakes

Finally got around to watching the "Catfish" reunion on MTV. Have to say I was disappointed. Chelsea -- who posed as hottie model RJ to dupe nursing student Sunny -- still doesn't seem to get that SHE is not the victim here. Stripper Trina still insists she wasn't disappointed by Larry's looks, yet when the real stripper Scorpio -- whose sexy photos he had used -- she blushed and turned into a 12-year-old girl. (Yeah, you're not into looks.) And Mhissy [sic] still wants to kill Jasmine, even though she's the one who humiliated her former "pal" on national television and felt little to no remorse. The only good thing to come out of the reunion was getting to see a clip of Adam Levine doing a spot-on impression of Nev Schulman on "Saturday Night Live." Michael's nephew had told me how funny it was, but I never tracked the clip down. I do agree with Max, however, that they should have gone for Nev's ridiculous chest hair!

'Catfish' Sticks

I have to say, "Catfish: The TV Show" is the most addictive thing on the boob tube today, a veritable train wreck you can't turn away from, as people having online love affairs finally meet in person. Host Nev Schulman -- who gained notoriety when his own Internet romance was documented in the riveting 2010 film "Catfish" -- is irresistible, a winning combination of boy-next-door, hipster hottie and understanding big brother. But it's the stories that will stay with you, as people put themselves in the most vulnerable position imaginable right before our eyes. While most of the secrets are easy to guess -- people lie about who they are and use fake pictures because they're overweight or not very attractive -- some plot twists make "Inception" look straight forward. Here's hoping MTV keeps this one around for a while. Anyone else addicted?