(Post-)Weekend Tennis Roundup

With Madrid running into this weekend I held off posting this on Monday. But as the photo count grew -- largely due to the players' exhibitionistic behavior -- I decided it was time to pull the trigger. See the fruits of their/my labor BELOW.

Hunky Hubert Hurkacz heats us up as he cools off 

Flavio Cobolli looks good enough to eat 

Karue Sell is No. 258 on the computer but in the Top 30 in my spank bank

OK. Top 20.

OK. Top 10. 

Zizou Bergs gets slutty for Interlope magazine

Follow HERE

Argentine Mariano Kestelboim uses protection

I think we're all in shock that journeyman Borna Gojo -- who was already a dreamboat -- has transformed into the Marlboro Man +

Even my Facebook friends are posting about him!

Thiago Seyboth Wild is 25 and sexy 

Jamie Murray makes the most of the Madrid blackout 

I didn't think much of Joao Fonseca('s body) when he first came on the scene.

But boy is he growing up big and strong 

Tommy Paul's mustache is now No. 1 on the ATP computer

Hubba hubba

And how about that midsection? 

Swoon: Karol Drzewiecki and Maciej Smola

Selfie-assured 

Karol's koffee klatsch 

My heart belongs to Andrea Vavassori

Now that I think even Matteo Berrettini realizes one Wimbledon final was the pinnacle of his career, it's clear sex work light is his calling ...

I mean, come on!

From HERE

Give me strength, Franco Herrero

Men: Please don't shave your trail

I can see why Lorenzo Sonego leans on him

Be still my beating heart, Luciano Darderi

My bodacious laundrette 

Use your imagination, boys

Good grief!

Hot for Jaime Faria

Former pro João Sousa puts the meat in this youth sandwich 

Fonseca's coach isn't hard on the eyes 

Paula's ex: Juan Betancourt

I'm not the only one who's noticed that Carlos Alcaraz is growing all over 

I think we know how he tore both abductors(!)

Marcos Giron would like your full attention 

I can't edit Alejandro Moro Cañas down

Still reeling over Casper Ruud in a tux

Borna's dreaded buzzcut is back

Jack Draper puts it all out there

Cutie pie Tomas Etcheverry

LOL

Who barely wore it better: Grigor Dimitrov 

or Tommy Paul? 

5 stars for Lorenzo Musetti's new kit

Suit shopping with Enzo Couacaud

Follow the foxy Frenchman HERE

Austrian Lucas Miedler is looking fit

This is why I continue to follow retired doubles specialist Juan Sebastián Cabal

Hendrik Jebens's big hair

My heart belongs to Hamad (Medjedovic)

I wonder if Novak Djokovic will wind up on Alexandre Muller's OnlyFans

The frisky Frenchman is looking awfully fit

What's Maxence Brovillé doing with this male model? 

Dinner with Team Ruud

How do you say 🍑 in Russian? 

I'm getting the sense the wheels are coming off the Vavassori-Bolelli train

Clay mates

Adam Jones has a new "friend" 

Can't imagine why everyone wants to be around him ...

In the gym with Roberto Carballes Baena

Karen loves Barcelona

Vroom! Vroom!

Sure would be nice to see J.J. Wolf back on tour

Had no idea Jan-Michael Gambill would drink a beer(!)

Mate and a trim for Daniel Masur

Janko Tipsarević, city assembly member of Belgrade(!)

Marcus Willis wants to see this Botero in a Budgy Smuggler 

Josh Paris gets physical 

Luca plays pocket pool

Shoulder day for the Italian stallion 

See HERE

But is Feliciano wearing a jockstrap? 

Oh, AI. Is this the best Chris Evert and Martina Navratilova you could come up with?

Move over, Hatfields and McCoys

And last but not least: Everybody loves birthday boy Luciano Tacchi:

You have to appreciate that the 24-year-old Argentine doesn't know anyone who isn't ridiculously hot