Monday, November 13, 2023

Weekend Tennis Roundup

 

Titles for Mannarino and Umbert, Team Canada won its first BJK Cup, plus all the ATP beef that's fit to post BELOW.


Keep reading for more of Constant Lestienne in his fetishwear. 


Adrian Mannarino defeated Jack Draper 7-6 (6), 2-6, 6-3 to win the Sofia Open title. 



Although it was the exact opposite of what I wanted to have happen -- do we need to shut the tour down until we can figure out why the geriatric Frenchman keeps beating everyone I love? -- it bodes well that the hunky Brit is on the mend, although God knows he'll probably turn around get injured again tomorrow.


Ugo Humbert claimed his first ATP Tour title since 2021 on Saturday by winning his hometown tournament at the Moselle Open. The Metz native defeated Alexander Shevchenko 6-3, 6-3 to cap a memorable week on home soil.


With the victory, the 25-year-old rises to a career high of No. 20 in the ATP rankings


In Sofia's doubles, Gonzalo Escobar and Aleksandr Nedovyesov defeated Julian Cash and Nikola Mektić 6–3, 3–6, (13–11)


Chin up, Nikola



And in the Moselle doubles, Hugo Nys and Jan Zieliński defeated Hendrik Jebens and Constantin Frantzen, 6–4, 6–4



But Hendrik -- seen here with Frantzen -- still looks like this


Cheers, boys!


And for the first time in the competition's 60-year history, Canada is/are Billie Jean King Cup champions. The Canadians' Cinderella run finished Sunday with a 2-0 triumph against Italy, as Marina Stakusic and Leylah Fernandez beat Martina Trevisan and Jasmine Paolini, respectively, to win the title.


I'm not sure what role Ryan Harrison played with the USA BJK Cup team ... 


but I'm guessing he got plenty of tail 


No one is more shocked than I am that he spelled its correctly here 


And now for the biggest news of the week: My polyamorous engagement to Borna Coric is back on, baby! 


With the hair taken care of, I'm even willing to try my hand at padel (WTF?) to keep him satisfied 


And speaking of bonus lovers: Always makes sense to give Damian's other husband, David O'Hare, an award for something



Sharing these photos of Juan Betancourt in an attempt to justify my continuing inclusion of him in tennis roundups. (SEE? He plays tennis!!!!)


No complaints when Adam Jones forgets his top


Now what's eating Reilly Opelka?


Player-turned-daddy Thomas Fabbiano



Thanasi Kokkinakis and his "friend" both looking sharp


I'm ready to hear Yannick Hanfmann out




Mate Pavic didn't have the best year, but he seems to be making a lot of mortals happy 



Team Serbia is ready for Malaga


But maybe not the right sport


Gonzalo Bueno got his photo taken ...


with two leggy Europeans 





Coach Rob Morgan 


John Millman announces that he will retire after the Australian Open 



God bless Robert Cardenas for getting some more new underwear


Mama's boy Jan-Michael Gambill in action 


Might have known that Alex Robein ...




Jonny O'Mara 






Get well soon, Pablo Carreno Busta


Albano Olivetti doesn't skip leg day


Albano with Tennis Club Strasbourg 



Meet my new favorite player: Billy Harris


Max Marterer is the latest frosted fox


I like Mikhail Youzhny's newest protege 


Maybe I could tolerate fishing if Thiago Seyboth Wild went with Tommy Paul


Grigor Dimitrov and his childhood friend/opponent


2007 vs. 2023




Borna Gojo's blond ambition 


A family reunion I'd like an invite to 



Crazy but hot Corentin Moutet took home the trophy at the Challenger in Helsinki


Luca Nardi grabbed the title in Matsuyama


O Canada! 



Wim Fissette took a break from getting Naomi Osaka ready for her return to coach the Belgian BJK Cup team


Is Victoria Azarenka looking for another hot sperm donor? 


Cristian Garin's modeling shots ...


were only lacking a bend and snap




And you probably heard that Nole locked in the year-end No. 1 ranking for a record 8th(!) time






And then celebrated by signing some hot kid's chest! Watch HERE.



GOAT






And did you get a load of Constant Lestienne's outfit in Moselle?




Apparently it's not the first time he's worn this get-up, as evidenced by these pornographic photos from earlier in the year 


And last but not least: Who are you picks for Turin? 


A fine bromance: Daniil Medvedev and Andrey Rublev




Who likes Stef's pancho? 


Find someone who looks at you the when Neal Skupski looks at Wesley Koolhof


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