Remains of the Day (09/15)

The real story. No protestors blocking the hospital entrance. No chants of “let them die”. The reporter identified herself multiple times. When will the police STOP with the lies?!? https://t.co/Lw8ILIutEu

— Mueller, She Wrote Podcast (@MuellerSheWrote) September 14, 2020

Why am I not surprised this 'let them die' story is turning out to be another NYPD milkshake tale?

Dear streaming services,

Please keep the credits rolling. Don’t just go to the next episode. I want to know who made the thing I just watched.

Sincerely,
people who love things they watch

— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) September 15, 2020

Or at the very least give me more than negative three seconds to hit the 'watch credits' button

DeJoy gave $600,000 to GOP after postmaster job opened up https://t.co/A7I6tR24kf

— Bloomberg Politics (@bpolitics) September 14, 2020

Remember how the right couldn't shut up about 'pay to play'?

LGBTQ and Civil Rights Activist @DavidMixner to Be Celebrated in Victory Fund Virtual ‘Lifetime Achievement’ Tribute, and You’re Invited https://t.co/SGVqtpLbOJ pic.twitter.com/dPGxEL5gfr

— Towleroad (@tlrd) September 10, 2020

This is happening tonight!

A whistleblower at ICE today exposed that mass hysterectomies are being performed on detained immigrants. If it sounds like a horror show, that's because it is. Gender oppression has a direct correlation with authoritarianism. This is beyond. The vicious cruelty is staggering.

— ilyseh (@ilyseh) September 15, 2020

When you separate migrant children from their parents -- and then lose track of them -- you really have to try to outdo yourself in the Horrible Department. But Steven Miller is up to the task.

Now that I have your attention
🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️....

VOTE Nov 3rd!!!

— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) September 15, 2020

Best tweet ever

Chris Evans on that dick pic — it was his, he's embarrassed, and ... VOTE! #BidenHarris2020 pic.twitter.com/SdOZY5GEK4

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) September 15, 2020

Some think he has confirmed the dick in question was his, but that wasn't necessarily my takeaway 

BREAKING: Source: Louisville offers settlement to family of Breonna Taylor, who was fatally shot by police officers who burst into her apartment. https://t.co/FnpZB5j3HJ

— The Associated Press (@AP) September 15, 2020

It's a start, but ...

Ohio judge lifts 'arbitrary' restrictions on ballot drop boxes https://t.co/8zxvvV7qYC pic.twitter.com/fRipwzgfNi

— Reuters (@Reuters) September 15, 2020

Ohio judge lifts 'arbitrary' restrictions on ballot drop boxes

I try to stay calm. I attempt to tune out the noise. Then Laura Ingraham says that the California wildfires are the fault of, not climate change, but Antifa intentionally starting fires. And then I just lose my shit and begin making lists of nations that don’t have Laura Ingraham

— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) September 15, 2020

How did we get here? This would be like the left blaming the NRA for these fires.

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