Page 1 Roundup (09/10)

The Daily News: Staff concerns about sketchy data ignored in McKinsey’s mysterious $27 million mission to rein in violence on Rikers Island

The Jennifer Dulos case: 5 things to know about the disappearance of the Connecticut mother

KIT212: Hot ass does his own laundry

Back2Stonewall: Rio de Janeiro’s mayor bans ‘Avengers’ comic over gay kiss

Towleroad: The U.S. sucks Saudi Arabia's cock, why shouldn't he?

People: I'm ready to go for a ride on newly single Todd Palin's snow machine

MetroWeekly: Pete Buttigieg debuts first TV commercial in Iowa, focuses on “real solutions, not more polarization”

Twitter: I'd have tried to become a better tennis player if I'd known it would allow me to hang out with Asthon Kutcher and his mustache

Politico: Jerry Falwell Jr.'s aides break their silence: He is “very, very vocal” about his “sex life”

New York Post: Fondle-me-Elmo strikes again

 Upstate New York woman mauled to death by her own dogs

Page Six: Jenny Slate has a type

GQ: All the fall clothes every guy needs to get fully prepared for the season

Dlisted: Sharon Osbourne has a new face ... again

The Washington Post: North Korea says it’s willing to hold talks with the U.S. in September -- then launches two more missiles

The New York Times: Boris Johnson vows Oct. 31 Brexit as law rules out no deal, election bid fails

The Secretary of Commerce threatened to fire top employees at the federal scientific agency responsible for weather forecasts last Friday after the agency’s Birmingham office contradicted Trump’s claim that Hurricane Dorian might hit Alabama

Tina Turner is having simply the best time being retired

The Wall Street Journal: The rainbow explosion is the ‘It Cake’ of social media. It doesn’t work.

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