Page 1 Roundup (03/19)

The Daily News: MTA finds low levels of silica dust along L train, assures riders air is safe to breathe

Man who accidentally fired a bullet into his testicles may be charged for gun violation

Sicko doctor who admitted to molesting dozens of children sentenced to up to 158 years in prison

Instagram: It's hard to wait for Speedo Sunday when Risan Benishu is running around looking like this

Dolly Parton: I will always love her

Mother Jones: Dems ask FBI to investigate massage-parlor owner who was selling access to Trump

HuffPost: Beanie Feldstein says queer representation in 'Booksmart' is 'completely meaningful'

New York Post: Hot-ass charged with mob boss murder flashes pro-Trump slogans in court

The Randy Report: Cory Booker promises to reverse trans military ban (on the off chance he becomes president)

SpinCycleNYC: Rent-boy drama 'Bleach' announces final extension thru March 30

NewNowNext: Halston will be the subject of a miniseries. Author Steven Gaines tells Michael Musto about the designer's drug problem, raunchy boyfriend problem (he met Victor Hugo on Dial-A-Dick), and genius at being both a designer and psychoanalyst to his clients

The Washington Post: Brexit in further disarray after House speaker moves to block third vote on deal

How is Trump’s labor secretary still in his position given what we now know about what he did to Jeffrey Epstein’s underage sex victims?

The New York Times: Medicare for all is divisive (in the Democratic Party)

Since his dubious election, the only bank that would lend Trump money has sought to distance itself from him

Andy Cohen is (already) tired of being 'dad shamed' by 'momsplainers'

The Wall Street Journal: Competitive debaters have a problem: They can't stop arguing

Turns out the National Enquirer got Jeff Bezos's text the old-fashioned way: It paid $200,000 to his girlfriend's vile brother, a gay Trump supporter