Page 1 Roundup (04/12)

The Daily News: A-Rod threatens to cut child-support payments, his ex claims amid bitter family feud

Tabloid bought Trump love-child rumor for $30G, then spiked story

Towleroad: L.A. County district attorney reviewing sex-crimes case against Kevin Spacey

New York Post: Even this conservative tabloid concedes Trump doesn't make any sense

Gas-station owner shoots customer over $2 Slim Jim

Rachel Dolezal is now working as a 'weavologist'

The New York Times: Right-wing lunatic Ryan found himself on the margins as the G.O.P. moved even more right

Investigators look at National Enquirer's ties to Crazy Donald's lawyer

Man accused of raping Michigan teenager is now charged with killing her

Los Angeles Times: Comedy Store owner Mitzi Shore dies at 87

The Washington Post: Crazy Donald can't quit Just-as-Crazy Steve

Mother Jones: Watch a federal judicial nominee evade questions about whether Planned Parenthood kills 150,000 females a year (she also won’t say if Brown v. Board of Education was decided correctly)

Talking Points Memo: Missouri House report contains graphic claims of Greitens's alleged sexual misconduct

The Wall Street Journal: Techies turn to puns, historical references in desperate effort to devise new names for computer viruses