Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Chelsea Handler and the Down-Low Boyfriend Connection


This photo should quell any gay rumors

I keep hearing Chelsea Handler tease her pal Whitney Cummings about the raven-haired comedian's "new black boyfriend." It seems Chelsea brought Whitney to a taping of "Dancing With the Stars" (Chelsea was only there to support pal Leah Remini), and this giant football player was seated next to them. When Cummings got up to go the bathroom, Chelsea says she asked the jock if he wanted her pal's number and he said yes. (The two have been an item ever since, as evidenced by Cummings' extreme discomfort when asked about the union on last night's "Chelsea Lately.") 


What Chelsea -- and Whitney -- have not mentioned, however, is that Whitney's new lover is none other than "free agent" Kerry Rhodes, who was recently outed by former assistant slash lover Russell "Hollywood" Jackson. Hollywood released dozens of incriminating photos of him and his man, and then went so far as to acknowledge that he was the bottom in the relationship because he "didn't want to do all that damn work." (What a surprise.) While I'm not saying Rhodes' relationship with Whitney is a sham -- let's not forget the "B" in LGBT -- she might want to be extra careful before this situation turns into a Down Low Dirty Shame. 




Just your typical jock hanging out with a friend


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