I don't have a caption, but I've clearly made the wrong career choice. Never have I been called upon to stick my hand up a man's pant leg to fondle his junk. Well, ok, we've all done it recreationally once or twice, a thousand times tops. But to get paid for it too!
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here, let me give you a hand and rub that out for 'ya...
I've got four in going for the thumb!
"Turn your head and cough."
I don't have a caption, but I've clearly made the wrong career choice. Never have I been called upon to stick my hand up a man's pant leg to fondle his junk. Well, ok, we've all done it recreationally once or twice, a thousand times tops. But to get paid for it too!
Global sporting event.
All I had to do was tell him I had this "injury". Next thing I knew, I was trying to decide what to make him for breakfast!
It was much easier looking for the missing football before you went all bashful and the blood rushed to your....
Guy in white: "relax and stand still, it's gotta be there somewhere"
Guy in black: "I don't understand, both balls were there this morning"
We do the same to each other other in public on the train. Now, the public knows why we switch positions.
I know that for breakfast, Ihad your two balls.
I think your butt plug is resting on the left strap of your jock.
I think you are leaking because your pumper was on while you were asleep.
It's okay coach, my lover is seated in the bleachers.
Last night,Pablo said it looked fine.
I like to feel my way till you tell me to stop.
Later, on the table, I can massage your prostrate.
Next time, wear a rubber ring.
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