Wednesday, May 15, 2013

I Hope They Have HBO in Prison


The Boy Toy's Story

How did I miss THIS???


2 comments:

Prospero said...

That's just sad.

Anonymous said...

Years ago after performing in Seattle, Liberace asked that he and Scott be limo'd to his next gig in Vancouver BC because it would be easier than flying. As their 22 year-old driver, I asked what they'd like to have catered for the drive and was told "a bucket of KFC" would be just fine. By the time I pulled up at the border the chicken was long gone and both men were asleep. Border Guard: Any passengers? Me: Two. BG: Names? Me: Liberace and his assistant. BG: No shit? Get them out of there, the guys will want to meet him! Me: Please, no...don't make me do that. BG: Then no entry. So I woke them up, helped brush off some leftover original recipe and we marched into the main guard house. Pictures taken, autographs signed and then back into the car. Liberace: What just happened? Me: Star struck Mounties. Liberace and Scott giggled. Guess they weren't his first...