Tuesday, October 02, 2012

Knock on Wood


My friend David abruptly quit his job here a week ago and moved to Iowa to volunteer for the Obama campaign. In fact, so dedicated to the cause is he that he actually paid cash for this clunker. (Clearly he is confused about the president's expired program.) David just started a blog to chronicle the experience -- Six Weeks, Six Votes -- and if you're not interested in it already, perhaps this will change your mind:
A male campaigner was out canvassing and knocked on a door in West Des Moines. The man who answered was completely naked, aside from a condom on his fully tumescent member. The young campaigner sputtered for a second, then identified himself as an Obama supporter. “Is this a bad time?” he said. The naked man filled out a request for an absentee ballot. The campaigner collected it and scurried back to his car.
Read HERE.

1 comment:

Christopher in Aotearoa NZ said...

What's more surprising is that the campaigner *wasn't* riding a bike to do this task.