The New York Times reports that makers of moist toilet paper wipes are trying to reduce the embarrassment associated with them -- 54 percent of users say they hide "adult wipes" under the bathroom sink -- with a new Facebook campaign. Six months ago I'd have had the link prominently and proudly displayed on my wall -- "Hello. My Name Is Kenneth and I need moist TP for my bunghole!” -- but after being repeatedly diagnosed with swamp ass, I've had to leave my bathroom BFF in the crapper. (Am I alone on this???) Read HERE.
4 comments:
Wait, what are you talking about with Swamp Ass? Was that really a diagnosis? Spill it.
It's a fungal infection that grows in "there" when there's too much moisture!
What's the big deal? It's all about personal hygiene...some people should work on that!
It never occurred to me to be embarrassed about them. I put them out for anyone to use. It's just nice to have the option.
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