By the time you read this, Michael and I will be lying on the beach in Waikiki, celebrating out 10-anniversary and praying the misfortune that struck Greg Brady is not bestowed upon us. ("Michael! For the love of god, take that tiki idol off!") I've pre-posted some Morning Woods and Caption-worthy photos for the week, but for the most part intend to be offline. (Can I do it?) I've also invited three friends who have contributed to KIT212 over the years -- Christopher Carozzo, Marc Lallanilla and Frank Anthony Polito -- to guest-blog in my absence, so I know you'll be in good hands. If my "smart" phone will allow, I'll try to drop you a postcard during the week. Until then, see you when I get back in a week or so. Aloha!!!!