Monday, March 05, 2012

Growing Pain in the Ass

While I commend GLAAD for staying on top of these things, I have to admit that, once again, I hadn't even heard about which Z-list celebrity was shitting on my people until they brought it to my attention. (If a bigot says something on CNN, does it really even count?) This time, apparently, it's Kirk Cameron, a notorious church fart and all-around nut, who told Piers Morgan he thinks marriage equality is "destructive to so many of the foundations of civilization." If he keeps this bullshit up, I'm gonna cut masturbating to his photos down to once or twice a week. Sounds like someone needs to be slapped around by Boner.

3 comments:

dkm said...

Would totally do him! Just have to put something in his mouth.

Miche Rutledge said...

Thank you! I've been saying all day that this reaction is way out of proportion to what is essentially a douche homophobic response. He's not even going to get points at the church for that low level of homophobia.

Clearly he's conflicted. Let's just ignore him until his coming out party.

Anonymous said...

worth noting that unlike some other public homophobes, he comes across fairly smooth and sensible-sounding, not crazy and hateful. That makes him a little dangerous.