Thursday, March 22, 2012

Cruise-Ship Butt-Fuckers Released

OK, so the actual guys who got arrested for having sex on their cruise-ship balcony -- in full public view of the port and town -- aren't quite as hot as I had made them out to be in my original post. But I'm glad the island nation of Dominica didn't lock them up and throw away the key for this "illegal act of buggery." According to The Washington Post: The men, ages 41 and "43," both of Palm Springs, Calif., pleaded guilty to indecent exposure following their arrest during a stop on a gay cruise of the Caribbean. The two initially were picked up on suspicion of the local equivalent of sodomy in the eastern Caribbean island, which prohibits sex between two men, but eventually agreed to the lesser charge. The men’s attorney, Bernadette Lambert, said they were remorseful. “They were struck by the beautiful mountains, the clean and clear fresh air and were having a few cocktails, and so threw caution to the wind,” she told the court. Chief Magistrate Evaline Baptiste ordered the men to pay a nearly $900 fine after calling them “rogues and vagabonds.” They made no comment after the hearing and police drove the men to the airport after they were released.

The old "had-to-fuck-butt-'cause-it-was-beautiful-outside defense." A tried-and-true classic!

(AP Photo/Dominica Police department)

UPDATE: The men speak out HERE.

14 comments:

Brian said...

That's a totally awesome excuse. I'll have to remember that one.

Kinda hard to believe there's a two-year age difference there. Whatever moisturizer the guy on the left has used (well, before that sunburn anyway), I'll take a bottle.

BosGuy said...

How incredibly embarrassing for them and how incredibly stupid.

BosGuy

Brian said...

How incredibly sad that a "gay cruise" continues to take folks to countries where our being gay is against the law.

S said...

I'll take the one on the right. Thanks.

Mad Professah said...

Any bets on who was the
"top" and who was the "bottom" when they were having sex?

I PRESUME it was just oral sex, not anal, your blog post title, notwithstanding?

Kenneth Walsh said...

@Mad Professah: No, it actually was "buggery" (as it's known)! But the DA decided to let them off on a lesser charge in order to expedite their release.

Anonymous said...

There's no effing way the guy on the right is only 43. 56/8 if a day.

dzrtgy said...

They are 41 and 53.. trust me, i live in PS...they're kind of the laughing stock of the town..

James Greenlee said...

The Other Half and I did that (in the not balcony, inner window ledge thingy) on a Mexican cruise, but we were well out to sea. Only a fishing boat or a very adventurous long-distance swimmer could have seen us. Still kind of thrilling, I understand the impulse.

oliver said...

@Brian, It has nothing to do with gay being against the law on that particular island. It has to do with the fact that the two people were both naked, having sex in plain sight of the general public. If it had been a man and a woman they too would have been arrested. You cannot fornicate in public, no matter what your sexual persuasion, anywhere that I know of.

Anonymous said...

And the HOLIER THAN THOU chorus is singing beautifully!!

Anonymous said...

Why is it that people do stupid things then whine when they have to pay the consequences? Memo to all, no public nudity or sex, especially in 3rd world back waters. God, gay cruises, no all cruises are so tacky! why do people pay good money to go on them?

Brian said...

Oliver. Yes the two did something profoundly stupid and distasteful, however my point is that the "gay" cruise supports economies of countries that repress their gay populace. I would not spend a dime there, Jamaica, or any other place such as this.

AC said...

Yeah, Dennis Mayer is 53, not 43 and Queerty has a photo of them very clearly having butt sex on that balcony in very plain view.

BTW, daddy is the top (of course) and VERY hot. And what they did was hot, exciting and stupid but for the price of a "gay" cruise one would think they'd be taken to gay-fiendly destinations.

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