Wednesday, February 09, 2011

This Is Barely Gonna Leave a Mark (UPDATED)

When Jets QB Mark Sanchez finally gets around to bedding me, it's gonna be a hell of a lot more interesting than this 17-year-old girl's story. (Is there nothing a high school chick can't ruin?) And yes, Mark, I'm willing to "Hit You Baby One More Time" if need be.

The New York Post (who else?!) identified the minor as "Sexy rich girl Eliza Kruger," whose father is s Konrad "Chip" Kruger, a partner in the Stamford, Conn., financial firm Five Mile Capital Partners, who court records show received a $48 million bonus, severance and a deferred-compensation package when he left the firm Greenwich Capital in 2000.

1 comment:

Topaz said...

I would have thought Jamie-Lynn Siegler would have had some decorative effect on Mark's bedroom, but maybe they only fucked at her place.

And the obvious question: where were that girl's parents during all this?

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