Wednesday, February 09, 2011

This Is Barely Gonna Leave a Mark (UPDATED)

When Jets QB Mark Sanchez finally gets around to bedding me, it's gonna be a hell of a lot more interesting than this 17-year-old girl's story. (Is there nothing a high school chick can't ruin?) And yes, Mark, I'm willing to "Hit You Baby One More Time" if need be.


UPDATE:
The New York Post (who else?!) identified the minor as "Sexy rich girl Eliza Kruger," whose father is s Konrad "Chip" Kruger, a partner in the Stamford, Conn., financial firm Five Mile Capital Partners, who court records show received a $48 million bonus, severance and a deferred-compensation package when he left the firm Greenwich Capital in 2000.

1 comment:

Topaz said...

I would have thought Jamie-Lynn Siegler would have had some decorative effect on Mark's bedroom, but maybe they only fucked at her place.

And the obvious question: where were that girl's parents during all this?

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