Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Be Careful What You Wish For

The Facebookers wanted Betty White to host "Saturday Night Live" and they got it. Now they want "Modern Family" hubbies Cameron and Mitchell to kiss -- and they won't rest until they get it. Producers of the show heard their cries and quickly issued the following statement:

Cameron and Mitchell are a loving, grounded, committed, and demonstrably affectionate couple and have been from the beginning of the series. It happens that we have an episode in the works that addresses Mitchell's slight discomfort with public displays of affection. It will air in the fall and until then, as Phil Dunphy would say, everyone please chillax.

I hope everyone's happy now. Do we really want to see some fattie-on-ginger action? (Eeew!)

6 comments:

James said...

Now why did you have to put in that last line?

I've been reading your blog for a number of years now and have enjoyed most of your postings. They always had an interesting view on life in NYC and the world and I really enjoy your personal stuff (love Larry).

However, I'm not sure what's going on but I've noticed a definite shift the last couple of months. You're now making snide comments that weren't there before and there is a lot less of the fun and interesting side of NYC.

I see a lot of statements like that last line on many of the other gay-focused websites and that's why I don't read them but was reading yours. You didn't do that before and I hope this is a passing mood.

JD said...

I know you like all your men to look virtually the same (dark hair, chiseled abs, V-shaped torso, white), Kenneth, but there is hotness to be found outside the cast of a Falcon video.

Unknown said...

I would welcome seeing two gay men make out on network TV who don't look like the models featured in the "Morning Wood" articles on this blog site.

Gay men are often so vile. They say they want diversity and to be accepted but I guess only for the pretty people or the ones who have six pack abs. Seeing two guys kiss on network TV who don't look like GQ models would be amazing to see. Middle America doesn't see that very often. I've been told I'm too fat to be gay...whatever that means.

The gay community needs to support one another. Not say things like "Eeew" to one another. As Depeche Mode said, people are people.

IndyAdam said...

Come on, Kenny! Answer - were U serious or not.

Kenneth M. Walsh said...

I won't confirm or deny any of your theories/complaints etc. on this one. What I will say is that I wouldn't (and didn't) need to see many of my other favorite TV couples -- Roseanne and Dan, Archie and Edith, Maude and Walter -- get busy, either.

A.M. Villalobos said...

He he. Right now, a tubby-ginger is sitting alone in front of his computer sobbing and cutting himself...