Move Over, Fabio (UPDATED)

While I'd much rather have my feet scraped than read a Nora Roberts novel, a billboard I saw on Seventh Avenue for a Lifetime Television for Women adaptation of "Northern Lights," starring LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian (together, at last!), certainly has me considering watching one of her stories on the boob tube with the sound off. Further investigating reveals a four-part Nora Roberts Collection starting this Saturday. With Jerry O'Connell, Jason Lewis and Ivan Sergei as her stories' other leading men, she just might make a "fan" out of me yet. (Watch video previews HERE.)

UPDATE: Not that I care (I'm merely jealous as hell!), but it seems the not-so-innocent country singer LeAnn Rimes is fucking Eddie Cibrian. (No wonder her guilty face is so convincing in the poster!) Her cute husband (who was a backup dancer and with whom she has no children) always seemed a little light in the loafers to me, not that you'd have to be married to a closeted homosexual to have an affair with the hot piece of meat Eddie is. This all sounds like a Nora Roberts romance novel to me ...