Friday, February 13, 2009

The 'Bull' Pen

Here's an underreported homoerotic item from Joe Torre's new book (page 132):

Clemens lost himself in his usual pregame preparation, which typically began with cranking the whirlpool to its hottest possible temperature. "He'd come out looking like a lobster," trainer Steve Donahue said. Donahue then would rub hot liniment all over Clemens' body, "from his ankles to his wrists," Donahue said. Then Donahue would rub the hottest possible liniment on his testicles.(!) "He'd start snorting like a bull," the trainer said. "That's when he was ready to pitch."

I'd kill to know what he was doing to Andy Pettitte in the shower ...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Andy was probably tugging the tiger in the shower while watching Roger get "lubed" up.

Anonymous said...

Was the linament ben gay? (Thanks for the softball - two puns for the price one)