Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Dick Attacks Woman

Police: Woman Fights Off Naked Home Invader

TROUTDALE, Ore. -- A naked man fled the home he broke into Tuesday morning after the woman who lives there attacked his genitals, police said.

Officers arrested Michael Dick, 46, of Gresham, on charges of burglary, harassment and private indecency.

Officials with the Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said Dick, who was completely naked, entered the house through an unlocked sliding door at about 6:30 a.m. and pushed the 88-year-old woman face-first into a chair.

The victim was definitely shaken up, but luckily she is OK and unharmed. She said an old news story she saw years ago helped her defend herself. (Full story HERE.)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nope, doesn't look crazy at all.

SpikeWarden said...

Um...yeah... If you're breaking and entering without any clothes on, it would be a good idea to at least concentrate on protecting the junk.

Dick.

:-P