Tuesday, September 16, 2008

The Talented Mr. Rip-Off

(EDITOR'S NOTE: This post was written by guest blogger Marc Lallanilla, as you will soon find out.)

Is Kenneth gone yet? Phew.

Now that he's out of the way, I can continue taking over his blog -- and his entire life. That cute boyfriend he thinks he's traveling with? Just a battery-operated android, as Kenneth will discover tonight when the "BATTERY LOW" light starts blinking. The real live Michael is back here in NYC with me.

And Larry the cat? As it turns out, he prefers nibbling on my young, tender ear lobes to Kenneth's tattered old stumps.

I'll be making a few changes in his apartment, too. Like cleaning. And Kenneth's huge collection of Flock of Seagulls concert memorabilia should fetch a nice price on eBay.

And I ran, I ran so far awaaaaay ...

All kidding aside, many thanks to the charming and fabulous Kenneth for giving me a chance to blog here for a few days. I've got big shoes to fill, but I think it'll be fun, and I hope you folks enjoy it, too.

3 comments:

Baal said...

If you have your own blog, please post a link so I can add it to the many I follow daily...

Anonymous said...

Are you blogging from the city to provide us that informed, gritty view on city life, or still out in the kountry to bring us the outsider perspective that only one from the ex-ex-urbs can offer?

Marc Lallanilla said...

To baal: this is my first attempt at blogging. All the young kids seem to be into it these days.

To anonymous: I'm out here in the "kountry" with Jethro. That boy serves up a mean possum pie, if you know what I mean ...