Love, Requited

(EDITOR'S NOTE: This post was written by guest blogger Marc Lallanilla.)

Admit it, you loved Brad Pitt even when he was ripping off Thelma in Thelma & Louise. You loved him when he was monkeying around with Rachel from Friends. You still loved him, even though he started having babies with Laura Croft, Tomb Raider.

And now, your love has finally borne fruit, because Brad loves you back. He's donated a big, sweaty man-hunk of money to make sure the two of you can get married in California -- $100,000 of it. This is what he's telling the media:

"Because no one has the right to deny another their life, even though they disagree with it, because everyone has the right to live the life they so desire if it doesn't harm another and because discrimination has no place in America, my vote will be for equality and against Proposition 8."

But what he's not telling the media is that he's doing it for you. No wonder you've loved him for so long ... sigh ...