Monday, July 14, 2008

Who Says There's No 'I' in Hamptons?

Everybody knows the messy Brinkley-Cook divorce has been hard on the principals involved. But did you ever stop to think about the impact it was having on the rest of the Hamptons? Take Peter's 1995 girlfriend Samantha Cole. Sure Samantha -- a former singer who is now a successful Southampton entrepreneuer -- feels bad for her ex and the kids (Christie's apparently on her own), but she wouldn't be a true Hamptonite without telling the world who else she feels really bad for -- herself. "I feel sorry for the whole situation, including the people like me from the past who are feeling pulled into it," Cole explained. "All of sudden people are calling me: 'Inside Edition' (yikes!) , The Post (ooh), TMZ (ouch!)." You poor thing. I know you'd much rather be talking about your concierge service, Hampton Angels, home of the "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" package. (I mean honestly, who doesn't love sipping a Yachtini in a chauffeur-driven limousine? Are you listening Deborah, Rupert, Harvey?) As for you two, Jack and Sailor: The next time you find yourselves crying because Daddy doesn't love Mommy anymore just quit your sniveling and remember: Samantha's hurting too.

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