God knows growing up in Mesa, Arizona, I had more than my share of cute Mormon boys running around my high school. (Are you reading this, Andre -- and your 19 children?) Sadly, I never thought to round up these short-sleeve hotties the way Chad Hardy did for his "Men on a Mission" beefcake calendar. (You just know they're all wearing those funky Mormon chastity (boxer) briefs.) While the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints feels Hardy is guilty of "conduct unbecoming a member of the church," I can honestly say that I haven't felt this drawn to the Church of the Osmonds since I first saw Mitt Romney's hair. By the time I'd flipped through all 12 months I felt like I'd died and entered the celestial kingdom ... (AP)
Monday, July 14, 2008
Missionary Position
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I can only assume that this guy wanted to leave the church anyhow, based on his actions.
It's gross to try to turn teenagers who are doing something that is meaningful and important to them and their families into what is basically the equivalent of male Hooters girls.
As for Romney, I'm still hoping that McCain will break a hip and Romney will step in so I can appreciate his gorgeousness for the next eight years.
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