Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Caption Me

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Vertical stripes make you look thinner. Apparently.

Anonymous said...

the tacky circle tie and pinstripe is meant to distract you.

trust me, i know what i speak of.

Anonymous said...

Will Mr. Clemens tell the truth? Fat chance.

Anonymous said...

According to research, it turns out that the problem isn't body size. It's just that my head is too small for my body.

Anonymous said...

"In 1999, my ass only covered a small portion of the country. As you can see, by 2003 my ass covered most of the country - except for the blue states that were spared by the crack of my ass."