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Homonomials: A mathematical equation attempts to calculate the current state of gay New York. (MarkAllen)

Juice Pitchers: Mike Lupica does an even better job of calling Andy Pettitte out on the big fat liar he is. Meantime, Pettitte has been wandering around with a bible(!) and a baby in his hands for maximum sympathy and protection (DailyNews) as Roger Clemens goes into full-on asshole mode.

Duncan Not-So-Chic: If you haven't heard the utterly asinine comments about gays in the U.S. military made by Republican presidential candidate Duncan Hunter, of California, who is the ranking member of the House Armed Services Committee, you should. He thinks we're not "hardened enough" to fight the bad guys. It's terrifying to think someone with this much power could be so ignorant, yet oddly comforting knowing that he will soon be caught in a butt-fuck sex scandal. (CBS / Queerty)

Big Man on Campus: My pal Greg Hernandez has highlights of (212)dream man Kyle Chandler's big gay following piece in the Advocate. (OutInHollywood)

Next Stop, the Townhouse: A new study says a third of New York's homeless people under 25 are gay. (365Gay)

He Hearts New York? A Buddha-licious guy like this should not be on "I Love New York 2." (MySpace)

Greenwich Village: Trying to save part of Edward Hopper's New York. (Intelligencer)

Nice Work if You Can Get It: Damn, I need to go into television news. Anchorwoman Alycia Lane calls an NYPD officer a "fucking dyke" and now she gets to take a paid three-week vacation. (NYP)

Million Dollar Baby: First those clever boys over at Instinct put Reichen on the cover right before he and his then-lover won "The Amazing Race." Now they somehow put survivalist twink Todd Herzog on the December headline with the headline "Million Dollar Man" -- which is exactly what Todd is having just walked away as the winner of "Survivor: China." (Let's hope Todd doesn't follow in what'shisgay's footsteps and forget -- oops! -- to pay taxes on his cool mill. (WaterCooler)

Hate Is Here to Stay: Mitt Romney told the journal Foreign Affairs that he would not waver on abortion and gay issues. I think what he meant to say is he won't waver on abortion and gay issues -- again. (AP)

'Love,' American Style: Committed same-sex couples who have been together dozens of years cannot legally marry in this country, but Pamela Anderson is allowed to pull this shit? The only interesting thing I learned about her latest divorce is that hubby number 3, Rick Salomon, is not only the former Mr. Shannen Doherty and really hot in the "One Night in Paris" video, he's also the former Mr. Elizabeth ("E.G.") Daily, with whom he has two children. You may recall Daily played Loryn in "Valley Girl" and Dottie in "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure," as well as burning up the dance floors with songs like "Mind Over Matter" and "Say It, Say It" before turning to mostly voiceover work. (DN)

Good Enough to Die: How hurtful is "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"? Ask Army Sgt. Darren Manzella. (SLDN)

It's Not the Heat, It's the Stupidity: Like Florida doesn't have enough image problems, now it may be the next state to amend its constitution to discriminate against gays. (Advocate)

Thank God (Sort Of): Archbishop Desmond Tutu has apologized to gay people all around the world for the way they have been treated by the church. The archbishop recently criticized the church for being "obsessed" with homosexuality but speaking on BBC Radio Manchester's Gay Hour he goes further and says he’s "sorry." (UKGayNews)

Santa Speedos: Have you been naughty or nice? (Towleroad)