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A&F T&A: Surely these in-store models at London's Abercrombie & Fitch are American imports: no one in the U.K. has a body like this. (DM via Towleroad)

NYMayor4UC: New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg likes his men uncut. (365Gay)

Laguna Bitch: Former "Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County" and "Hill" retard Jason Wahler was arrested for the fourth time in the past nine months in Seattle early Sunday, this time tagged with criminal trespassing and assault after allegedly launching into a racist and homophobic tirade against a police officer. I'm sure Jessica came rushing to his aid though, once she got released from the holding cell after getting arrested for DUI. (EOnline)

I(RS) Do: Nothing "defends" marriage more than having same-sex couples pay higher taxes. (365Gay)

Two Wrongs Don't Make a Whiteboy: New York (nee Tiffany Patterson) may have chosen Tango to be the love of her life on the season finale of the VH1 reality game show "I Love New York" but it looks like her mother, Sister Patterson, ended up with a prize of her own -- Whiteboy. (Source)

Hey, Cabbie! Like many New Yorkers, Betty and Bob Matas don't drive. So when they decided to retire in Sedona, Arizona, they decided there was only way to get them and their cats there in one piece: hail a cab. (AP)

Travel Delays: A small white mouse running around a Boeing 777 delayed a Vietnam Airlines flight to Tokyo for more than fours, newspapers reported Monday. Apparently he'd misplaced his boarding pass. (Reuters)

Wes Craven Presents: Def Deaf Black Lesbian Accused of Chainsaw Murder (SMH

Pot, Meet Kettle: Comedy genius Roseanne Barr is under attack for comments she made regarding gay activists: "Never once in my 54 years have I ever once heard a gay or lesbian person who's politically active say one thing about anything that was not about them. They don't care about minimum wage, they don't care about any other group other than their own self because you know, some people say being gay and lesbian is a totally narcissistic thing and sometimes I wonder. I've never heard any of them say anything except for 'accept me 'cause I'm gay.' It's just, it's screwed. It's no different than the evangelicals, it's the same mindset. They want you to accept Jesus and you guys want us to all believe it's OK to be gay. And a lot of us, a lot of them, I do, I don't give a damn who anybody has sex with, as long as they're not underage and an animal. I don't give a damn, it's none of my damn business. I'm just sick of all the divisiveness, it's not getting any of us anywhere." In her defense, I can see what Roseanne is getting at -- and she did make the comments on her radio program (and all of us nappy-hair hos know how necessary it is to be controversial there to keep listeners). But Roseanne might want to flip through her own press clippings before she starts throwing stones, because apparently from 1988-1997 the only person in the world she was concerned about was Roseanne, who was busy fighting the conspiracy of television producers (and the rest of the world) who were against her having control of her (famed) sitcom. (BGay)